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Translated by Khosen

Ev3-2 - The Rise of the Planet of Corns
Daika Icon Daika:
Oh, Colonel. What's wrong? You have a scary look on your face.
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Daika, what a pleasant coincidence. Do you have a minute to talk?
Daika Icon Daika:
I was on my way to brief the Commander...
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
We can do this while you walk over. It won't be long.
I don't know how to say this, so I'll just say it. What do you think about the code of conduct we have for our troop?
Daika Icon Daika:
Code of conduct? Hmm...that's something challenging to comment on the spot.
Due to the unique nature of Orca, I don't really have an opinion.
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
I agree. Just look at the Cannoniers. Despite being soldiers like us, their code of conduct is absurd.
But shouldn't we Doom Bringers formally have a code of conduct we all agree upon and not cross some lines?
Daika Icon Daika:
I'm not sure, Doom Bringer bylaws, huh~ but all other troops are pretty free in that regard. And compared to before, there's increased communication with other members who belong to different groups.
I don't know how to approach this issue...having such bylaws may actually backfire and demoralize everyone.
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
You...have a point, yeah, you do. But still, since we're an organization that engages in battle with General May as a core of our firepower, I think it's essential to grow a sense of unity amongst ourselves.
Daika Icon Daika:
Of course, but it's not like our loyalty towards General May's at question, though, no?
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
No, but hear me out. After learning about recent cases of immoral acts, I can't just ignore how some actions of our members have a chance of tainting the name of our General...
...Daika, what did I just see?
Daika Icon Daika:
Sorry? See what?
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
The thing I just saw under your clothes. Would you mind if I checked what it was?
Daika Icon Daika:
Oh my, *chuckles,* what do you mean? Did you see something?
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Yes. Something very unique and mysterious lacey fabric. A fabric that is the direct opposite of what you're wearing right now.
Daika Icon Daika:
That can't be true. Maybe you mistaken it for something else?
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Are you questioning the eyesight of a strategic bomber? That is insulting. Now, I really can't let this slip my attention. I must know.
Take off your clothes.
Daika Icon Daika:
Where are your manners? ... There're lines where we do not cross no matter how close we are, no?
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Speaking of crossing lines, aren't you crossing a line with briefing the Commander at this late hour? And to borrow your words, aren't there lines where we do not cross no matter how close we are, no?
Daika Icon Daika:
Well, Uhm, it's urgent.
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Oh~ so while you were urgently on your way to inform the Commander of something, you found the time to make conversation with me?
Daika Icon Daika:
...*Chuckles,* shit happens.
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Don't you dare think about getting away with this with your smile and take them off. No, I'm not asking. Take your clothes off right now.
Daika Icon Daika:
...
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Oh, so that's how you decided to dress up as you were on your way to brief the Commander at this late hour?
And where's the urgent report you talked about? In between your breasts?
Between!
Your!
Tits!?
Daika Icon Daika:
...Stop staring at them...
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
You're right. Since our ranks are the same, I don't have the authority to have some disciplinary action against you.
But you did make a clear ass point. About how you think about the code of conduct of our troops!
Daika Icon Daika:
...Hey, do you mind if you let me go? I don't think it's polite to keep the Commander keep waiting...
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Yes, why don't you go for multiple rounds while you're with him!? I really need to find a way to cool my temper!
Daika Icon Daika:
*Chuckles,* well, if you'll excuse me then.
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Urgh, gosh! Does no one around here have any shame!?
Is this what has become of Doom Bringers? The ones who were looked up in awe as wings of destruction? Am I the only one putting the General's interest over mine?
This is why you never trust who has nothing but fat under their tits! Just look at them, a balloon full of sexual lust!?
But then what's that kid doing with a size that's twice as big as others on her chest! I'm about to get cancer from watching her unable to make a move! Just when will she learn to use her weapons of mass destruction to her advantage!
'...Wait, is that, Djinnia?'
Djinnia Icon Djinnia:
...
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
'Dinner time is long past, yet she's still eating some corn...'
'Wait...not eating it? Why is she just staring at it with a sigh?'
'She's blushing, and her eyes are watery, it's as if she's like...'
Djinnia Icon Djinnia:
...Sigh...
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Dj~i~nniaaaaaaaaa!!
Djinnia Icon Djinnia:
Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeeeeees!?
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
You, spit out what was on your mind!? Corn's your favourite food, and you're not eating it but staring with a lustful look! Just what did you think as you saw that corn!?
Djinnia Icon Djinnia:
I,I,I,I,I,I wasn't thinking...s, stop Colonel! You're pulling the wrong plaaaaaaace!
Night Angel Icon Night Angel:
Even you!? Did you also sleep with the Commander!? And even if, how can you look at that corn and think of him!? Just what's on your mind? Are you going to say that corn looks precisely like his now!?
Djinnia Icon Djinnia:
S, stoooooop! Others are watching...
Brownie Icon Brownie 2033:
(Whispers) T, the Commander's the size of corn!?
Brownie Icon Brownie 2074:
(Whispers) No way that's true. I mean, that's way too long and thick...
Brownie Icon Brownie 2049:
(Whispers) But have you seen it in person? Can you definitively say it's not true?
Brownie Icon Brownie 2033:
(Whispers) I have on our secret hub...but with the angle and the camera's distance, I can't say with confidence...
Brownie Icon Brownie 2049:
(Whispers) And he has enough firepower to go toe to toe with Brigadier General Arsenal? I'm sure the calibre of his gun's massive.
Brownie Icon Brownie 2074:
(Whispers) No fu**ing way...seriously, corn? His is that rugged? Just imagining what it'd be like is about to make me lose my mind...
Brownie Icon Brownie 2033:
(Whispers) It's time to ask 2056 about this! A well-informed person like her will verify the facts!
Banshee Icon Banshee:
And no one imagined how a kindle of misunderstanding would begin a massive wildfire at this time...
Wraith Icon Wraith:
...Who are you talking to?
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